You're the Peepee to my Poopoo Valentine Magnet

You? Are the pee pee. To? My poo poo. Give this incredibly romantic refrigerator magnet to the peepee in your life. They are sure to be woo'd instantaneously by this incredible gesture of love. Platonic friend? That's fine, too. Let them be dazzled. You're sure to climb to the very top of their social calendar after the gift of this divine item. Roughly 2" across and has two strong magnets glued to the back.